once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried
it all makes perfect sense now. and .. good question.
WHAT IF THEY’RE HER ADVENTURES THAT SHE HAS WHILE SHE’S IN CAL. THAT’S WHAT SHE DOES AFTER SHE IS DONE WITH HER ADVENTURES WITH THE DOCTOR. SHE TAKES CHILDREN ON LEARNING ADVENTURES. AFTER ALL, SHE IS A PROFESSOR!
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy